PLEASE READ THESE TERMS OF USE CAREFULLY AS THEY CONTAIN IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS, REMEDIES AND OBLIGATIONS. THESE INCLUDE VARIOUS LIMITATIONS AND EXCLUSIONS, AND A DISPUTE RESOLUTION CLAUSE THAT GOVERNS HOW DISPUTES WILL BE RESOLVED. Welcome to Wescotts.org. By accessing or using our web site at www.wescotts.org or the mobile version thereof (together the "Site") or by touching any button on our site, you (the "User") signify that you have read, understand and agree to be bound by these Terms of Use ("Terms of Use" or "Agreement"), whether or not you are a government official, government agent, government contractor, corporation, corporate agent, or individual. We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to change, modify, add, or delete portions of these Terms of Use at any time without further notice. If we do this, and we may on full moons, and during the Mongolian New Year, we will post the changes to these Terms of Use on this page, so make sure you check it out often. Your continued use of the Site after any such changes constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms of Use. If you do not agree to abide by these or any future Terms of Use, do not use or access (or continue to use or access) the Site. It is your responsibility to regularly check the Site to determine if there have been changes to these Terms of Use and to review such changes. Eligibility By using the Site, you represent and warrant that you are legally allowed to do so, and that you agree to abide by all of the terms and conditions of this Agreement. User Conduct You understand that the Site is available for your personal, non-commercial use only. You agree not to use the Site: • in any unlawful manner or in any other manner that could damage, disable, overburden or impair the Site • Use automated scripts to collect information from or otherwise interact with the Service or the Site • Upload, download, reload, unload of anything at anytime • upload, post, transmit, share, store or otherwise make publicly available on the Site any private information • Intimidate or harass another while wearing tin foil hats, or watching Return of the Jedi, Lord of the Rings or Star Trek • Upload, post, transmit, share, store or otherwise make available content that would constitute, encourage or provide instructions for a criminal offense, violate the rights of any party, or that would otherwise create liability or violate any local, state, national or international law Disclaimers www.wescotts.org is not responsible or liable in any manner for anything, including lazy reporting, ignorant attorneys, and clueless law enforcement. Although we do not provide rules for user conduct we do not control the lame posts in their blogs, and are not responsible for the lack of breast feeding users suffered from. The Company is not responsible for anything. Is this clear? The site, any platform applications and the site content are provided "as-is" and the company disclaims any and all representations and warranties, whether express or implied, including implied warranties of title, merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose or non-infringement. The company cannot guarantee and does not promise any specific results from use of the site and/or any platform applications. Company does not represent or warrant that software, content or materials on the site are accurate, complete, reliable, current or error-free or that the site or its servers, or any platform applications are free of viruses or other harmful components. Therefore, you should exercise caution in the use and downloading of any content or materials and use industry-recognized software to detect and disinfect viruses. Without limiting the foregoing, you understand and agree that you download or otherwise obtain content, material, data or software from or through the site at your own discretion and risk and that you will be solely responsible for your use thereof and any damages to your mobile device or computer system, loss of data or other harm of any kind that may result.
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